Post by Exceller Fund on Sept 14, 2006 1:42:14 GMT -5
For those of you who seem so eager to blame Sampson for this crime, read on..........
Blue Monkey Undergoes Lifesaving Surgery
Criminal Investigation Narrows Search
Old Bolton School of Polyester Primate Medicine, Evington VA (AP): In a heroic effort to save the life of The Blue Monkey, Kelly Linn, assisted by Sampson, performed a TPFT procedure in a grueling operation. "The Total Polyester Filling Transplant procedure is a last-ditch effort to save The Blue Monkey's life, and perhaps save him for breeding purposes" reports Kelly. "It's a risky procedure, made more so by the number of - and severity of - his injuries. While he may never be able to let Sampson swing him by his tail again, he should be able to enjoy a quiet ride on him."
Although the surgery went without complications and The Blue Monkey woke up safely in the centers special water bucket, Kelly says his chances of survival at this point are still only 50-50. "The biggest risk is what we call "Stuffing Lumps", explains Kelly. "Along with being a disfiguring condition, Stuffing Lumps can also impede mobility".
On the criminal investigation front, detectives revealed they have narrowed the search for the suspect and expect to make an arrest tomorrow. Our source tell us that Sampson has been cleared of any suspicion, as his alibi has been substantiated by witnesses who place him in the back field around the hay bale at the time of the attack.
Paul & Kelly Linn
Woodridge Farm
Evington, VA
www.woodridgefarm.net/
Phone and fax: 434-369-5433
Think Like A Horse....
Blue Monkey Undergoes Lifesaving Surgery
Criminal Investigation Narrows Search
Old Bolton School of Polyester Primate Medicine, Evington VA (AP): In a heroic effort to save the life of The Blue Monkey, Kelly Linn, assisted by Sampson, performed a TPFT procedure in a grueling operation. "The Total Polyester Filling Transplant procedure is a last-ditch effort to save The Blue Monkey's life, and perhaps save him for breeding purposes" reports Kelly. "It's a risky procedure, made more so by the number of - and severity of - his injuries. While he may never be able to let Sampson swing him by his tail again, he should be able to enjoy a quiet ride on him."
Although the surgery went without complications and The Blue Monkey woke up safely in the centers special water bucket, Kelly says his chances of survival at this point are still only 50-50. "The biggest risk is what we call "Stuffing Lumps", explains Kelly. "Along with being a disfiguring condition, Stuffing Lumps can also impede mobility".
On the criminal investigation front, detectives revealed they have narrowed the search for the suspect and expect to make an arrest tomorrow. Our source tell us that Sampson has been cleared of any suspicion, as his alibi has been substantiated by witnesses who place him in the back field around the hay bale at the time of the attack.
Paul & Kelly Linn
Woodridge Farm
Evington, VA
www.woodridgefarm.net/
Phone and fax: 434-369-5433
Think Like A Horse....